Two Funny Tayden Stories

THE LAUNDRY

Yesterday, Seth asked Tayden to help with the laundry by putting the stuff from the washer into the dryer. He then showed him how to turn it on and start it. So later that day he asked Tayden to help again, but he didn't know that all the laundry had already been dryed.

So a couple of minutes later he comes out saying, "It's not working!" I asked what wasn't working and he said, "the laundry".

Confused, because there wasn't anything in the washer to move, I went in to take a look. He had moved the stuff from the dryer back into the washer and turned it on! The washer works different and takes a minute to spin so he thought it wasn't working, but he got it working enough to soak all the clean clothes. So the good news for him was that in another half an hour, he was allowed to put more clothes in the dryer!

THE LADYBUG
(narrated by Seth)

This morning Tayden came out of the bathroom after trying to puke. He looked really sad. Looking at the floor, he said, "I flushed the lady bug down the toilet and I didn't want to. Karyna put it in the toilet and I wanted to get it out, but I had to flush the toilet." He was really concerned.

I consoled, "It's okay, he's in lady bug heaven now."

"No it's not", he argued.

"Well where is he then?", I asked curiously.

In all seriousness, he looked up and said sadly, "With the poop."